Everyone needs a special toy

I came across this from a local newspaper here the other day:

Return Flipper to its rightful owner!
Return Flipper to its rightful owner!

 

I don’t know what’s more disturbing: ¬†that someone actually had the balls to steal a vibrator or that someone had the balls to put it in a police report. ¬†Either way, poor Flipper is out there buzzing away without its mistress, probably so lost and so very confused!

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  1. I wouldn’t rob anyone. But if I DID..the LAST thing I would steal is someone’s vibrator. I’d steal their toothbrush before I’d steal their vibrator.

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