• Marvel Movie Marathon – possible spoilers part 8 and final

    Our Marvel Movie Marathon has come to an untimely end. We were totally convinced we had most of movies if not all. Unfortunately, that was incorrect. As we searched our bookcase full of more Blu-rays than books, we couldn’t find the rest of the Marvel movies aside from Avengers: Age of Ultron. However, there’s still a chance we may have more movies in the disordered mess we call a Blu-ray collection but I’m not too keen to tackle that mission. For now, here’s CJ’s and LJ’s commentary of Age of Ultron and what we all most remember from the remaining movies. Enjoy!

    Guardians Of the Galaxy (2014)

    I am Groot.

    Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 (2017)


    The Avengers: Age of Ultron (2014)

    We saw this one for my birthday.
    Why does everyone hate the Avengers now?
    So he has something to bring it to him.
    Can you help me mum?
    What did it say?
    Is the garlic bread ready?
    Can you get me two?
    Missing persons case.
    Giant cuttle fish haha that’s his weakness.
    That explains something. How he got the vibranium arm.
    He was like huh, argggh
    I didn’t do it haha
    Why did she say traitor?
    Why did Thor leave?
    For what?
    What does that mean?
    Why are they chopping wood?
    What infinity stone is that?
    He made another version of himself and then destroyed himself.
    I’m gonna jump.
    Wait vision lifted it?
    Why was it called Friday?
    Trying not to puke.
    No one would know.
    How did he get that much?
    It sounded like months.
    Doggo is like I wanna go on the boat.
    So that’s how he gets to Ragnarok!
    What does naive mean?
    Well I was born yesterday.
    The doc is alive.
    Elevator would still go up but the elevator is not worthy.
    Skip to the extra scene.
    It’s a Thanos one and the infinity gauntlet I think. It is!

    Ant-Man (2015)

    Big Thomas the Tank Engine.

    Captain America: Civil War (2016)

    Can’t we all just get along?

    Spiderman: Homecoming (2017)

    He can jump high because he was bitten by a spider, right?
    You would think he would do it behind the bin.
    It did look like he was trying to steal it.
    What was that?
    What did he say?
    Can I have a chocolate egg?
    I’ll have a Twirl.
    What movie was that?
    So a child died on his watch??
    Why did he get detention?
    What does homicide mean?
    What does it say?
    Is that Tony Stark’s?
    She’s still following him.
    He’s like “oh no”
    I don’t….
    He has no game.
    The me.. The meh.. Thor’s magic belt.
    Wait, can I have some?
    Garlic bread?
    It’s not on course.
    Stuff fell on the floor.
    I’ve been carrying this thing since 2008.
    Who’s that?
    Oh that teaches us that expectations can sometimes be disappointing.

    Doctor Strange (2016)

    Benedict 🙂

    Black Panther (2018)


    Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

    He’s a friend from work!

    Ant-Man and the Wasp (2018)


    Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

    Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, dammit, Starlord!

    So sadly, this is the end. We’re going on Saturday to see Endgame. The boys have been talking nonstop about their theories on how Thanos will be defeated and how the snap will be undone. Let’s see which one comes close. Although, I’m hoping for the Ant Man ? butt theory to be at least an alternate ending.

    Thanks to Maggie Tillman at Pocket-Lint.com for giving us the viewing order list.

    If you’re like us and not able to watch all the movies in time but still want to know what the hell is happening before Endgame’s release, here’s a link to an order of events within the Marvel Universe.

    24/4: Edited to add that CJ found Spiderman: Homecoming in our bookcase so we were able to watch and add his commentary!

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